“It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet.”
A mock-serious confession of a very specific incompetence.
Informal
Capítulo 4 de 21 · 4'24"
David needs a fake wife to cross the border, and he pitches the job to Rose, a stripper ready to walk out on her club. She asks what she gets out of it, and he answers with the movie's best line: "I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you."
David Pitches Rose
❝ Monólogo · 4 frases Two Guys Alone in a Van
David, a small-time dealer, needs to smuggle weed from Mexico and decides a fake family will avoid suspicion. He recruits Rose, a stripper who just quit her club, and promises her a roof over her head and food. She wants to know what is in it for her.
The joke is that David sells the worst idea in the world as a normal business arrangement. He needs a family to look ordinary at the border, so he recruits a stripper and a stray kid and calls it a plan. Rose is nobody's fool, and her question "What's in it for me" is the scene's real negotiation. David's pitch line, "I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you," is funny because it is honest and shameless at once, and it also defines the whole movie: a fake family built on a transaction. Meanwhile the club subplot shows why Rose is ready to leave, since her boss wants her to do far worse for money.
A1–C2 es la escala MCER. Las tarjetas por encima del nivel elegido se atenúan y la reproducción no se pausa en ellas.
“It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet.”
A mock-serious confession of a very specific incompetence.
Informal
“But families, they don't get a second look.”
The disguise works because normalcy itself is invisible to suspicion.
Neutral
“I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you.”
A single verb swapped to make an insult sound like a fair deal.
Informal
“Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.”
Rejection delivered as a vivid, absurd image.
Informal
Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico. Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics. No way. Absolutely not. No, we need a girl. And unless you can think of someone that can leave town tomorrow, I'm fucked.
Siguiente · 05in my sleepLa escena: The Millers Fly to MexicoCrossing the border alone would look suspicious. A family looks ordinary, and families are not given a second look.
She has just quit the club and needs work and a place to stay. The offer of a roof and food is enough for someone with nothing lined up.
David is refusing the charge that he is buying her, insisting it is a short-term job. It is his way of calling the arrangement a transaction, nothing more.
David brings up the movie, and Rose points out that its heroine was a prostitute, which is her way of calling his plan sleazy.