❝ Monologues · 4 lines · B1

Of course, to have children, you don't need a license. No proof of anything.

Boris on parenting licenses · Whatever Works (2009)

 

Of course, to have children, you don't need a license. No proof of anything.

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You need a license to fish. You need a license to be a barber.

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Why it's worth practising

The rant stacks one absurd license after another until the real outrage lands.

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