Long videos · Monologue shadowing · 2013
This Is the End: movie monologues to shadow
13 monologues from This Is the End. Original audio, one line at a time, with a pause to say it back.
- 1Full speech: hear it once
- 2Shadow: repeat each line
- 3Blind: listen, then reveal
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- B15 lines
Gluten's a vague term.
Seth on glutenThis Is the End · 2013He turns a buzzword into a mock lecture, half joke and half swagger. - B15 lines
For you, I will go.
Seth's promiseThis Is the End · 2013He keeps adding promises until a movie quote seals the deal. - B25 lines
But, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.
Jonah's dog storyThis Is the End · 2013He tells a messy dog story with total sincerity, which is what makes it funny. - B15 lines
We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim.
Jay's victim speechThis Is the End · 2013It climbs from stubborn refusal to childhood humiliation, so the joke and the fear share one breath. - B25 lines
If I was pissed at you, I'm sure it would have something to do
Jay's backhanded confessionThis Is the End · 2013It claims calm, then lists every grudge before recasting the disaster as fate. - B26 lines
Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys.
Danny's murderous business pitchThis Is the End · 2013It hands out gifts, then asks for a killing, stacking conditions until death is a line item. - B27 lines
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help.
the cry for help confessionThis Is the End · 2013It slides from accusation into self-mockery, mixing tears with a crude joke. - B213 lines
I'd like to pray to You for a second.
Jonah's prayerThis Is the End · 2013It prays in dead-serious church cadence for a friend's death, absurd and venomous at once. - B15 lines
You will drown in a river of blood.
the doom prophecyThis Is the End · 2013Five short, biblical lines build from threat to apocalypse without a single joke. - B213 lines
I've done things, man. I
Craig's confessionThis Is the End · 2013He starts with a bar fight and ends with an eyeball, never asking for forgiveness. - B15 lines
Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life.
Craig's farewell speechThis Is the End · 2013He confesses, then hands his death over as a gift, in plain short lines that hit hard. - B16 lines
I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fucking eat your ass.
Danny's cannibal speechThis Is the End · 2013He announces himself, brags about his catch and crowns himself, all in one crude rush. - B17 lines
I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up.
Seth's reconciliation speechThis Is the End · 2013He confesses fault by fault in rising rhythm, until he names the real wound in the friendship.