❝ Monologues · 4 lines · B2

She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Joe's fat-wife routine under a gun · The Last Boy Scout (1991)

 

She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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You wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

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Why it's worth practising

Telling jokes at gunpoint turns terror into comedy, and the timing is what makes it work.

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