❝ Monologues · 6 lines · B2

I do not see plays because I can nap at home for free.

Ouiser's tirade · Steel Magnolias (1989)

 

I do not see plays because I can nap at home for free.

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I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.

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Why it's worth practising

Her excuses pile up into a comic creed and land on an anecdote that defeats her own point.

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