As chairman of the commission on sports gambling, I'll simply say this:

James Alexander Dix, quarterback for the L.A. Stallions, '89, '90.

She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Alex was my son.

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.