I do not see plays because I can nap at home for free.

Nobody's going to be hurt or disappointed or even inconvenienced.

He was not a bad fellow, but I managed to run him off and marry the first of two total deadbeats.

Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel with a high political official.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.