He was not a bad fellow, but I managed to run him off and marry the first of two total deadbeats.

Nobody's going to be hurt or disappointed or even inconvenienced.

Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel with a high political official.

Why do you grow them?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.