Well, it was my freshman year at Princeton.

I have this thing about saxophone players.

The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you, they're spending it on other dames and betting on horses.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

Now, from the beginning...

So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.

I, Francis MacKenzie Bledsoe, being of sound mind and body,