Who would want me as their friend?

Oh, fuck him, man.

You show me one 33-year-old chick who's as buck-wild in bed as her 17-year-old counterpart.

I'm not saying that it's not all right for you, but, yes, I do think that marriage goes against our primal nature.

Now, from the beginning...

So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.

I, Francis MacKenzie Bledsoe, being of sound mind and body,