Vídeos largos · Shadowing de monólogos · 2006
Clerks II: monólogos para practicar shadowing
9 monólogos de Clerks II. Audio original, frase por frase, con una pausa para repetirla.
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- C14 frases
Oh, fuck him, man.
The blog-war rantClerks II · 2006The rant escalates from a curse to a full confession of petty cruelty, with no self-awareness. - B24 frases
You show me one 33-year-old chick who's as buck-wild in bed as her 17-year-old counterpart.
Randal's crude age rantClerks II · 2006The rant builds from a challenge to a grotesque comparison, exposing the speaker’s logic as pure self-serving noise. - C17 frases
I'm not saying that it's not all right for you, but, yes, I do think that marriage goes against our primal nature.
Anti-marriage speechClerks II · 2006It starts with instinct, moves to propaganda, and lands on economics, making the joke feel like a thesis. - B25 frases
All right, here we go.
Reading the Donkey Show AdClerks II · 2006The deadpan ad read builds to a sarcastic literary verdict, making the crude pun feel even dumber. - B212 frases
Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
The Pillow Pants ExplanationClerks II · 2006It builds an absurd mythology with straight-faced detail, daring the listener to keep asking. - B29 frases
You see, freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called initiations.
The Pickle Initiation StoryClerks II · 2006It turns a degrading school ritual into a deadpan epic, then lands a final size joke that cuts deeper than the story. - B25 frases
Emma's pretty, smart, happy, a good person...
The wedding-jitters defenseClerks II · 2006It builds from praise to self-mockery, then treats a dance-floor worry as the real crisis; the earnestness is the joke. - B24 frases
Why? Because I enjoyed what I did?
In defense of the Quick StopClerks II · 2006He turns a dead-end job into a life of movies, pranks, and friendship, almost making the argument convincing. - C18 frases
Who would want me as their friend?
A self-pitying accusationClerks II · 2006It starts as self-pity, then hardens into a threat to erase the whole friendship.