Why would you want to hear my story?

Meanwhile, I divorced Jessica, moved downtown and gave up.

Stupid beyond all comprehension, but you'll never survive here. You got nothing going for you. Zero. Zilch.

Hey, you know, my mom always told me that it was gonna hurt the first time, you know, she said it was, you know, it's a woman's duty to just lie down, bear it and...

Now, from the beginning...

So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.

I, Francis MacKenzie Bledsoe, being of sound mind and body,