As chairman of the commission on sports gambling, I'll simply say this:

James Alexander Dix, quarterback for the L.A. Stallions, '89, '90.

She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Alex was my son.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.