I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you. 1994

Now, I want you to imagine a character.

He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey.

So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel.

Now, from the beginning...

So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.

I, Francis MacKenzie Bledsoe, being of sound mind and body,