I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters, proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.

Now, I want you to imagine a character.

He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey.

So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.