Dear Ndugu.

Anyway, I know something about retirement.

My name is Warren R. Schmidt and I am your new foster father.

Lately, every night, I find myself asking the same question: "Who is this old woman who lives in my house?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.