Sorry to harp on about this, but that makes him Mr Tonay and I'm just Tony.

Nothing was wrong with the drumming as such,...

Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented.

That was invented by Cubby Broccoli, producer of the James Bond films.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.