Meanwhile, I divorced Jessica, moved downtown and gave up.

Why would you want to hear my story?

Stupid beyond all comprehension, but you'll never survive here. You got nothing going for you. Zero. Zilch.

Hey, you know, my mom always told me that it was gonna hurt the first time, you know, she said it was, you know, it's a woman's duty to just lie down, bear it and...

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Yes. They had the days of the week on them...