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There's this serial burglar and, uh...

The peanut butter story · Training Day (2001)

There's this serial burglar and, uh...

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A real slickster, gave up nothing.

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1There's this serial burglar and, uh...
2A real slickster , gave up nothing .
3Captain's riding my ass the entire time .
4Sentencing was today.
5Judge is female.
6That's right, Landers.
7Yeah, I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
8No.
9So before the hearing,
10Guy gets hold of some peanut butter. Packs his ass crack with it.
11What?
12Then he's standing tall before the bench .
13And he's waiting to give his statement. So he shoves his hand down his pants.
14Comes out with a gob of extra Chunky Jif.
15Bailiffs won't come near him.
16Now he's... Now he's looking the judge right in the eyes .
17And licks his fingers clean.
18Holy shit!
19So the judge says, uh, Oh, this poor man's insane. He can't go to prison.
20Orders him to psychiatric.
21She fell for it .
22Yeah, that's because she's so fucking smart.
23 Time she found out it was sandwich spread. The order was signed , the guy's been transferred.
24Proceedings closed.
25Yeah, closed.
26That prick will do 6 months in the puzzle factory . Then they'll call him normal and let him loose .
27Never ever do a day in prison.

Por qué vale la pena

The tale grows more absurd until the punchline lands as a cold fact.

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