Well, I had no pressing engagement, except with those boys from the finance office.

Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California.

I had landed myself in the driveway of some big mansion that looked run-down and deserted.

There was a time in this business when they had the eyes of the whole wide world.

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Yes. They had the days of the week on them...