I was in a pub and I met a girl. I don't even remember her name.

Are you aware that, while on my sickbed, I seriously considered strangling you with one of your own rubber tubes.

It's the case of Emily French. You've probably seen reports in the press.

I worked in a department store, in toys, demonstrating children's building sets.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.