I'm getting a coffee at a gas station on the main drag, when suddenly the entire place goes quiet.

I starts my day at Tim Hortons.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

and I think, "Where am I gonna park this thing?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.