Well, it was my freshman year at Princeton.

I have this thing about saxophone players.

The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you, they're spending it on other dames and betting on horses.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran...

I've gone over it again and again and again in my head

Now, from the beginning...