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Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys.

The pap smear pitch · Slacker (1990)

Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys.

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This -This will blow your gourd.

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1Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys.
2This -This will blow your gourd .
3I have this friend, all right, she's a gynecologist in Hollywood.
4And she scored this for me from the lab where she works .
5It's a Madonna pap smear.
6I know it's kind of cloudy, but it's a Madonna pap smear.
7It's got "Ciccone" on the top. That's like a medical label. "Ciccone."
8Check it out. I know it's kind of disgusting...
9but it's like, it's sort of...
10like getting down to the real Madonna.
11I don't know if you can see it now. I freaked out when it came in the mail.
12It had two pubic hairs in it, and I showed it to this asshole ...
13and he stole one of them.
14But if you look real close, you can see it's still in there.
15It's about as black as they come.
16Do you think maybe, uh...
17you'd be interested in buying something like this?
18It's like a high-dollar item.
19It's, you know, one of a kind . It's like chance of a lifetime .
20Yeah, I'm sure.
21I'm pretty broke, though.
22What about you? Do you think you know anyone who might be - I mean,
23it's a little bit getting closer to the rock god herself...
24than just a poster.
25No? All right. You guys' loss.
26I thought I could, you know, maybe swing a bargain .

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A grisly sales pitch that moves from hype to rejection to a face-saving exit.

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